Stupidity to Be Recognized as a Disability, Finally Offering Protection from the Tyranny of Intelligence

A Historic Win for the Intellectually Impaired

In a landmark decision, global health organizations have agreed to classify stupidity as a registered disability, ensuring that those afflicted are no longer expected to function at the same level as their cruelly overthinking peers. Individuals diagnosed will receive official stupidity badges, which they must wear at all times, allowing others to recognize their condition and adjust their expectations accordingly.

One Man’s Journey from Ridicule to Recognition

For years, people like Barry Gunderson have suffered in silence. “I used to get yelled at a lot, I find a lot of things confusing like phones, computers, doors, windows… most things really” Barry recalls. “Now people just nod and say, ‘Bless you.’ It’s been life-changing.” No longer forced to endure the tyranny of intelligence, Barry can finally navigate life with the dignity he deserves.

Advocates Who Made This Possible

Advocacy groups like Brain Fog Relief have fought tirelessly for this recognition. Spokesperson Linda Clavicle, who has dedicated her life to supporting the intellectually impaired, expressed her relief. “Finally, we can create a world where the simple-minded can thrive without the relentless oppression of facts, logic, or basic common sense.”

Looking Ahead: A More Inclusive Society

With stupidity now officially protected, businesses, schools, and public institutions will need to adapt. Expect to see “Stupid-Accessible” spaces, simpler road signs, and new workplace policies designed to prevent discrimination against the cognitively challenged. “We just want fairness,” says Linda. “If someone wants to argue that the sun is cold or that birds are government drones, they should feel safe doing so.”

At last, stupidity has a place in society—right where it’s always been, but now with legal backing.