“It’s an entirely untapped demographic,” says marketing exec.
In what experts are calling a “brave, disturbing, and vaguely dystopian” marketing move, Walmart has taken product placement to unprecedented levels by branding its iconic slogan on the most intimate real estate in advertising history.
Adult film star Bella Deluxxxe has debuted a fully inked tribute to corporate America—“Save Money. Live Better.”—strategically positioned for maximum visibility in her upcoming films.
According to industry insiders, the tattoo ensures Walmart’s slogan will be prominently featured during key moments of engagement with Deluxxxe’s audience.
A Bold New Advertising Frontier
Marketing executive Chad Brimley, the architect behind the campaign, defended the eyebrow-raising decision.
“Traditional advertising is dying,” Brimley explained. “People skip ads, block pop-ups, and fast-forward through commercials. But this? This is branding in the purest sense. You can’t unsee it.”
Pressed on whether this aligns with Walmart’s family-friendly image, Brimley sighed.
“Look, our customers are already watching this kind of content. They’re already making late-night purchasing decisions. We’re just meeting them where they are… which, in this case, is at a very specific angle.”
A Painful Commitment to Savings
For Bella Deluxxxe, the process was both an artistic statement and a business opportunity.
“I’ve done brand deals before,” she said, “but this one really speaks to me… literally every time I sit down.”
Her tattoo artist, who asked to remain anonymous, confirmed that this was among the more unusual requests of his career.
“I’ve done knuckles, eyelids, even a dude’s gums once. But this? This was… a challenge,” he admitted. “But hey, I guess Walmart’s always rolling back prices, so it kinda makes sense.”
Public Reaction: “What the Actual Hell?”
Online reactions have ranged from horrified fascination to morbid curiosity.
• “This is where capitalism has led us. We had a good run.” – @LateStageBrands
• “Wait, does this mean she’s technically a Walmart employee? Does she get a discount?” – @GuyWhoOverthinksThings
• “I can’t tell if this is genius or an existential nightmare. Maybe both?” – @EthicalDoomscroll
Meanwhile, Walmart remains tight-lipped about whether this campaign will expand beyond Deluxxxe.
“Let’s just say we’re exploring more unconventional placements,” Brimley teased.
Rumors suggest that Amazon may be negotiating with an OnlyFans star for a “Prime Member” tattoo, while McDonald’s is allegedly in talks for an I’m Lovin’ It placement that no one asked for.
One thing’s for sure—Deluxxxe’s new ink ensures that Walmart’s brand will remain in customers’ minds… and other places… for years to come.
Be First to Comment