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Trump Signs Executive Order to Eliminate “Big Words” From English Language: “Less Words, Less Paper. Smaller Dictionaries. Massive Savings.”

In a sweeping linguistic cost-cutting measure, President Trump has signed an executive order banning what he calls “big, weird, and hard-to-read words” from all government…

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